February 2012
42 posts
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
It’s been a fucked up week with a happy ending. How often does that happen? I really can’t stop smiling right now.
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“We both spend our money on things that break too easily like … people.”
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These last cigarettes aren’t the only two things I’ve used up today.
Quote of the Night
Me: Thank you. Nicole: You’re welcome. Me: Oh man. Did you see what just happened? Nicole: That was a genuinely sweet moment. Wow, that’s weird.
spreadingsymmetry asked: whos that cutie with the cat?
“Mercy is the mark of a great man … I’m a good man … okay, I’m just alright.”
Quote of the Night
Nicole: *Gives me stress reliever tea* “You should try this. It’s really good.” Me: It better be good enough to close all these emotional wounds you just opened up. Nicole: No, I’d recommend Neosporin for that.
So I guess I’m going on a state-wide beer crawl, to all the top-notch breweries in Michigan. On a party bus. With a bunch of my favorite people ever. They’re also paying for me. I know the best people ever.
Quotes of the Night
So I hang out with this fellow writer friend of mine, and there are always quotes I want to save. Here are a few:
“I know the perfect way to get an evangelical christian to stop preaching at you. Say, ‘I’m a muslim.’”
“Kevin, your bullshit never gets old.”
“If you know there’s danger outside, you can either board up your window or go for...
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January 2012
90 posts
idalou asked: your hair is ridiculously short in that picture. not long., lol.
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Save your tears for someone who believes.
6one6 asked: I love you, kevvvy!
Every time I listen to Manchester Orchestra, I wish I could write more better.
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“Ever since I was a kid, I never wanted a girl who would depend on me. I never...”
– This thing I’m writing that probably should’ve been finished a year ago